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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Cows are land manatees.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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