- Anti Joke

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What do you call a black man? Black

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what's black and can't swim?