how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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top kek

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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