A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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This is not funny.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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