- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

smell the vitamin C

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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