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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's my tractor.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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