Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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