What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Women's Professional _________

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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