- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Nickleback.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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