- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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