-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Feminism.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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My parents died!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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