Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

I went to school. Then I came home.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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