Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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