How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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men, men like men= men+bed

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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