- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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