- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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