There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Sarah Palin

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

your mom

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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