Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

The lion swallowed his pride.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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