- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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