- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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