- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

AIDS.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

smell the vitamin C

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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