Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

refridgrator

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Ross.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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