Wanker

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

darude- sandstorm

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Refrigerator

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

A child walks into a classroom.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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