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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Wanker

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

what's red and horny a red unicorn

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

darude- sandstorm

Refrigerator

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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