What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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