what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

It's all Taggart

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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