Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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david weres the slug gone

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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robin, get in the car.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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