- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

He--Hey guys

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

kaite is dumb that is true

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