- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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