- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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