- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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