- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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