How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

smell the vitamin C

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Bags of delicious poop.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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