- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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