Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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