- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Xzibit

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

9/11

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Dislike this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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