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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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