What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

H o m o comes out as homo

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Black...

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Three black men were walking...

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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