Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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dry handjob

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Women's rights

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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