Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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