Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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The dewey decimal system

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Womens rights

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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