Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Nice belt.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Obamacare

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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