- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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