- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What's white and gluey Glue

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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