- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Vagina.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

I'm gay.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

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