- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

long in the tooth!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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