why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

hi

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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