- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

There's my tractor.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

42, that is all

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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