- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

poop

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Caca.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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