- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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