- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

The Moon Landing.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

You and your parents are going to die today

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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