A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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