- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What color is red paint? Red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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