- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Women's Rights

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

The Morman Religion.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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