Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

A Jew walks into Macy's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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