- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

hi joshua

DEATH.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

1d

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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