Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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