What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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The WPGA tour

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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