PEANIS!

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Daym im romantic

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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